I long for a knock at the door that is not a dying patient, but the Dean of Faculty. And he regretfully informs me of a clerical error. Turns out I don’t have 15 fives, in fact I failed all of my public examination. I scored a record low. And then he strips me my medical degree and I’m banished from this place and… as punishment, I’m forced to return to the bright lights and the happiest sounds of Moscow.